Can you please take a cheeky second just to be a little jealous of my current heaven situation?
Anyways, our fourth member is on her way back home to Perth after what’s been an epic girl’s trip of pamper, food and lots of laughs. Needless to say this list is just one of the many giggles we’ve had.
Girls it’s inevitable that as you welcome a certain handsome someone into your life it’s going to come at a cost.
The cost of your dignity.
20 Things Girls Would Prefer A Guy Never Saw. Ever.
1) Your crime scene tampon.
2) Shaving your underparts.
3) Pulling your leftover hair out the sink. Yes it’s all yours.
5) Eating food off the floor (3 second rule!)
6) Eating food off their plate. Ok stealing, stealing food off their plate when they leave the table.
7) Letting your dog lick your mouth. They’re like family ok!
8) Your cum face. Yep I wrote this!
9) Taking your spanks off.
10) Taking your chicken fillets out.
11) Taking your hair extensions out.
12) Your self help books.
13) Your group friend convo which has practically every subject covered off including girth size, bowel movements and oral requirements.
14) Your shopping receipts. Translation; proof of how much those shoes actually cost.
15) The people you stalk on Facebook.
16) Your nail clippings.
17) The inside of your car.
18) That tupperwear that’s not been washed for uh, 5 days ish? Vom.
19) Pimple popping.
20) Aaaannd im just gonna put it out there; skid marks.